Timewasters

[Lyn]

This guy has cost the lady £30 so we wont disappoint him ...we shall give him his 5 minutes of fame while we warn others that a dickhead thinks it's funny to waste girls time and money.
He asked for an incall at 9.30 told us he had been there before and who he had seen - gave us half the address too ....
So when we move to the next place there may be a few odd questions asked of you - so take note of the apartment before we move ..
Told me his name was Steve ..lets be honest guys ..half of you never tell us your real name ..
but to go leave your real name on your answer phone is a bit daft innit ...
His real name is Andrew Thorston his number is ....07882600094 ....
All the girls have been asked to add this name and number to their phones so if the plonker tries to come through again we will know who he is ...At the least he will now have to buy a new one if he wants to try and catch us out as I say were now putting into place a new security system

[Danny]

You always ask me odd questions

But

What a plonker Rodney